Monday, January 7, 2008

2007 Year End Awards

I was hoping someone else would come up with some type of list. How about we colloborate on the best/worst of Overland in 2007.

Here are some I came up with:

The "Mayor That Never Was" Award---Ann Purzner
I think this honor is pretty self explanatory.

The "I Never Heard a Name I Wouldn't Steal" Award--Jay Fetsch
This is a guy that has multiple names on his own website chat. If that wasn't enough, he steals the names of the other people on his site (and even tried it here). I guess it should not be surprising considering his past crimes. But, the idea that Felonious Fetsch is a buddy of MT Schnieder is a bit scary.

The "Child Molestors are People, Too" Award--Donna Dill
Pickles' defense of Purzner's lawyer-du-jour Eric Tolen would make any parent sick.

I know there are a ton more that are out there. What are we missing? Post your awards in the comment section.

10 comments:

PTT said...

Chiiiieeeeef!

suzyjax said...

File that under "Squeal Like a Pig" award.

suzyjax said...

The "Nice Work if You Can Get It" award.--The Overland City Council.

They went from committee meetings, where there were usually at least one per week, to their "workshop" methodology. That would be productive if they "workshopped" more than once a month.

Hello. Aren't we paying these guys a nice sum per month?

Then again, after some of the stuff they have tried to pass (see Pool Company fiasco), perhaps it is better to be the Do Nothing Council.

ORT Contrarian said...

How about an award for ol' Empty?!

Something along the lines of never meeting a campaign contribution he wouldn't accept (regardless of ethical or legal questions surrounding such contributions).

Say It Ain't So said...

How about the 2007 Year End Award for the mayor who got elected by copying verbatim his opponents platform and promising something to everyone and failing to deliver on any of his promises. Now that's real staying power.

PTT said...

I'll be handing out my 2007 Gravy Awards over the next few days. The Gravy is a gold plated gravy-boat mounted on a decorative marble base.

No other bric-a-brac in the world endows one's mantel with the prestige of a Gravy.

Prior to awarding the 2007 Gravys', let us first start with a new feature, our Lifetime Achievement Awards.

First off,

The Lifetime Achievement Award
for Carpetbagging goes to the person who has most defined the genre.

Sweaty "Donna Dills" Pickle.

The Lifetime Achievement Award
for Carpet-Wearing also goes to another person who has risen above the fray and is now considered Overland's resident master of disguise.

Kenny "the Coach" Blowensme.

We will be back after a few short messages.

Nellie Bly said...

Oh Boo Freakin' Hoo! Donna Dill has her panties in a wad once again. It goes like this: if you don't defend child molestors I won't write that kind of stuff.

And her idea that suzyjax would censor me is HIGH-larious! We are all equal contributors on this b log, none more powerful than the other!

Overland Muckraker said...

For Dill to accuse anyone (but herself) of cyberbullying is the definition of "HIGH-larius". This is just a continuation of her delusions of desirability--remember when Gravy was supposedly stalking her?

Sister, I would suggest if you truly think someone is cyberbullying you that you report it to the police. When they stop laughing they will probably look at some of the stuff that you have posted on the site of our favorite identity theif Fetsch.

Hmm...Tolen, Fetsch. Why do you surround yourselv with felons?

PTT said...

This year's Gravy for Best Use of a Pedophile in Municipal Politics and Civil Lawsuits goes to Ann Purzner for her retaining Eric Tolens in the Dody v. Purzner Sunshine Law Hubbub.

In addition, this year's Gravy for Best Use of an Ass Counter as Expert Witness by a Pedophile in Municipal Politics and Civil Lawsuit goes to Sweaty "Donna Dills" Pickle. Although she didn't directly retain Tolens, Tolens reliance on Sweaty's Council Meeting Ass Counts in Dody v. Purzner Sunshine Law Hubbub is legendary.

Special mention also goes to Sweaty for her tireless defense of her association with Eric Tolens. Sweaty says she wouldn't know a pedophile if he came up and .... represented her thus relieving her of any culpability in her relations with Mr. Tolen.

More from the 1st Annual Academy of Reasonable Analysis Gravy Awards after these messages.

suzyjax said...

Gravy,
Love the carpet bagger vs Carpet wearer link!

I am going to post your last comment as a main page entry to the blog.